Evolutionary Instinct

Hello visitors and users of the porn machine. There is an important piece of information I need to share with you: DO NOT try to change your pin on your phone if you don't already know it. Doing this multiple times will apparently fry your sim card. This new technology shit is crazy. I am still used to my archaic rock phone, the reception sucked but it was easy to use. Easy to kill someone with also.
Well, I digress to more pressing matters. The MAN is trying to keep me down. He somehow has the technology to go into my brain and cause me to disremember the password for my blog. The MAN saw the threat that my blog posed. But, not even the MAN can keep me from spreading the truth. With the help of the allies who run this website, I was able to recover my password. HAHAHA! Nothing can stop me mother fuckers! Not when I have the support of others.

I spent the late hours last night and part of the day making fuck. So, for you truth seekers out there I realized the truths that you want to know first are those about coitus. So here you go.
1. Men don't always finish, even when sober. Sometimes our junk may be massive, and pleased by the women, men, goats, etc. that we are in, it just doesn't always work.
2. Woman are capable of orgasms, your dick just probably is to small or crooked or you are too fuck ugly if you can't get them off.
3. Interspecies erotica is not a sin.
4. Tabasco on your dick protects you from STDs.
5. Big Brother has you on film, and I don't mean that shitty show on CBS.
6. Eating your own semen from a woman's vagina is 100% effective birth control, so feel free to come inside.
7. Babies are being bred by terrorists to kill us with cuteness and their proud mothers. Ugly babies = Patriotism and Freedom. Cute ones must be sent to Guantanamo Bay for further interrogation.
8. Rectums are EXIT ONLY...unless they are someone else's.

Until next time,
WB

Prologue to Understanding

I was looking for dirty pictures of donkeys with barely legal men and women when I stumbled across this thing called a blog. I always knew that I was going to change the world without my pants on, but I never knew until now. As I researched this phenomena called blogging, I found opinions on politics, religion, pretty woman that won't have sex with level five dungeon masters, and pop culture. My blog is not for that. I do not have opinions, only truth. Some people go to churches, temples, bordellos, green peace concerts using enough natural resources to save Africa, and truck stop bathroom stalls to look for truth. But the truth was not available until now, thanks to my slipping into the abyss of blogdom only available on the porn machine.
I guess I will tell you a little about myself. In the year Nineteen Hundred Eighty Five, I was born by The Prince of Darkness (not Ozzy, but the TRUE Prince of Darkness, Rip Taylor) and Janet Reno (I know...I know. I came out of her dick). I single-handedly brought down the Berlin Wall, brought together the New Kids of The Block, broke them up, turned Michael Jackson white, and freed Nelson Mandela before I was thirteen. These days, I spend my time sucking goat dick and rimjobbing sheep when I am not feeding the hungry and creating the success of pop sensations such as Brittany Spears.
I will go now. Keep reading this blog, you will discover the truth.